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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Skinny Jeans....

I didn't realize how long its been since I've been to a mall until yesterday. I went to the mall & was overwhelmed! I knew that some people had been consume with this mainstream metrosexual epidemic... But i didn't know that this plague affected 95% of men walking around right now. I just don't understand what's going on. What women would really want to be with a man who brought their clothes on the same rack as she did. What is really going on? I feel like I'm in that Boondocks where the gay rapper had everyone walking around in drag...
Just waiting to roll down the street and hear "Homies over hoes" blasting... This shit must stop... I'm newly single. & its like wow... So the dating pool is this shallow out here... I'm not dating no kat with nut huggers on... Photobucket . This shit is NOT OK! My gaydar is all fucked up... Because men walking around like females. What is that... I saw these high school guys in the mall. With the tightest of tight red pants on. And had the nerve to be sagging. What is really going on...


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Aint nothing cool about male yeast infections.... I just want to know what happen to the manly man... I guess my age is catching up to me. And I'm just not on the cutting edge now. But I don't care. Give me a man that wear pants his size, and shops in a male store anyday... Because stuff like this....

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I blame the parents... For not putting their foot down. And I blame rappers too. Photobucket

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It may just be me... But I don't want to see the out line of a man's thigh.

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need i go on? I can't bring out my Andre 3000 "OOOOOOOOOOOOO he can get it" voice... I had those leggings in blue back in 86... But I'm a chick.... Perfect ex. of your man wearing your clothes. Some things should stay a double standard. I can wear a male's shirt and boxers. But if I come home and see a in my t-shirt and panties there would be problems.

12 comments:

Miss.Fortune said...

lmao ok i definitely needed this laugh!
and i really laughed my ass off..out loud too lol

THE JODY said...

I never thought the skinny jeans thing was cool. I seen alot of punk rockers, skaters and metal folks wearing them but never thought it was cool!

Empress Journee' said...

It's just not right... And if someone could take something out of my thoughts. & helped them get through their day. I'm happy I helped. Please tell a friend. Because I know I get on my skinny jean wearing friend. He will thank me later on. When he wants to have kids... Because @ the rate they are going... The kids aren't going to happen...

Eighty4 said...

bwahaha! i agree

Tanisha Capri said...

lmao!

just LAUREN said...

ugh i would never approach a guy where i can see his weewee outline before i know his name. skinny jeans for guys are just unacceptable to me lolll
i mean...doesn't it have to breathe? lol

Empress Journee' said...

I was boycotting stores who sale these jeans... Until I saw some skater boys beside me in TJ of the Maxx.... We were in the female Jr.'s jean department. They had emo hair cuts, so it took me a while to figure out that they were in deed males. That and they took the stack of jeans they pulled from the same rack I pulled my jeans from. To the male dressing room. I just looked.... Very confused I looked... Then I hear a older women call to them. & ask... "how do they fit"... One comes out of the dressing room with these jeans.... Turn tights on... & said "Ma they fit great" WOW..... I wanted to bop her really hard...

BIG S.I.N said...

I FEEL LIKE IF A DUDE WEARING SKINNY JEANS HE SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR CHILD ABUSE, IT KINDA PISSES ME OFF WHEN I AM STANDING IN THE LINE AT MCDONALDS, AND THE CATS IN THE SKINNY JEANS IN FRONT OF ME CAN'T GET HIS WALLET OUT OF HIS POCKET BECAUSE HIS PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT!!!

Tuotierugif >^..^<© said...

OH MY!!!!!!!!

That guy with the noticable blug is just nasty!!!!!

LMAO

KayJay said...

What makes it worse is that some dudes be saggin' the tight-ass jeans, with their boxers showin' & shit....Ion wanna see that shit! Niggas is wearin' their sister's jeans and they expect to get respect on the street...Booty bandit-ass negroes....

NightFall914 said...

I smile every time I see a female express this position. So here's my question if females clearly dont like this trend. Who are the "men" dressing for? Not to say you dress for someone else but it'd be a lie to say men don't consider female appeal in their apperance. Am I right?

Empress Journee' said...

I don't know who they dressing for. I guess they not dressing with Journee' in mind. Because that shit is NOT CUTE....

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