So I made it to Cali
ok and I'm having a great time. I wasn't going to blog until I got back but something happen before I left that I have just got to blog about. You see
USAir is a cheap ass company who will try and rape you for every dime you have. I mean its not enough for you to pay for the flight and an additional $15 (maybe more) to check ya bag. No No No No you have to pay for your damn snacks too. YEP! Snacks like those damn p-nuts you got to buy those.
Aint that about a bitch!) {And they didn't even have a movie playing on a 5 hour flight. Talk about some bullshit! I will NOT be flying with them any more.} (
Aint Anywho getting away from my point. So in my effort not to make this air line any richer I went to the
wal-mart
for a snack run (I have a unhealthy addition to hot tamales
and gobstoppers
) My homegirl Ice rolled with me because hell I'm going to be gone for a while. And we had to catch up on our gossip before I left. And we are in there happy not having a problem. When all of a sudden this white lady ran over my foot with the cart. It was all most as if she went out her way to do so. So I said....
J: Damn take over the whole Wal-mart.
And we kept it moving.... -> Now this is when she pushes her cart a side and turns around and says....
WL: What did you say sweetie?
{In my head I said I know this bitch didn't just call me "sweetie". Trust me when I say I now understand what my mothers been telling me for years. It's not what you say but how you say it!}
J: I said you could have fucking said excuse me.
WL: You don't own the fucking
wal-mart!
J: You know what Fuck You.... I'm not about to sit up here and go and forth with your dumb ass. & me and my
homegirl walks away. When this bitch runs behind me like she want to get her ass beat!!!!!!!!!! But stops short of my personal space line. So she was close enough to feel like she was big shit. But far enough away that if i went to choke her ass. It would take two steps at my fastest of paces. And this bitch says the unthinkable.
WL:
Just because the president is your color! Don't mean you run the fucking world.
(Then she rubbed her are a to i guess refer to my skin color.....)
WoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooW1st where the hell did that come from because we were talking about her rude ass. B-Rock had nothing to do with nothing.
2
nd She was in a store full of B-Rock supporters and trust they weren't having that shit. So a side from me
spassing on her dumb ass. Ice jumps into too. Now she getting scared and backing down. No we weren't going to jump her. But she was running up on me like she want the business. And trust if you want drama I can accommodate you with you problems. With no problems. And
lawd when you get me and Ice together its a wrap. We have been known to fuck up a few
wal-marts in our college years. So this was just a fun flashback to us. The lady started getting scared when Ice got in it though. I guess she thought she could take me because I'm short. O but no please don't get fooled by my whip appeal or baby face.
Im not a e-z win! So around this time I guess she started to notice that she said the wrong thing about the wrong man. Because
wal-mart was shutting down. Cashiers closed their lines. One came around the way with a broom in hand. This older lady came and stood by me and ice you would have thought we came together. But she was waiting on that chick 2 jump stupid. Trust we were blanking on this lady hard as fuck. My
homegirl is a beast out here and dumb as hell told her "You shouting in the right church.... about to get saved."
CLASSIC
And she had a few more good ones in there too. But the police were called. & managers came up front. They came to us 1st (They were both B-Rock supporters as well) I told them what was said. They asked us to calm down. Which by the time they got there I was calm. I really was calm the whole time because other wise they would have been pulling me off her and not talking to me. So I told her what happen and what was said. She got pissed at the women too! & told me the police had been called and they were going to handle it. So the end result was that the lady had like two carts wroth of food in one cart. (It was the 1st of the month.) And no one would check her ass out. And her kids mom I guess is who that lady was. And husband all left her there looking about dumb and mad.
LOL My point is I really didn't know that B-Rock being pres. was so painful for people to handle. I didn't know it was that deep. I mean he's been the pres for how long now? Hasn't gone to any other country and popped off because someone tried to kill his pops. Didn't start no wars. Hasn't hiked the gas up $3plus. Hasn't done shit. So why she got so mad and said that shit is beyond me. And further more the pres. is not my "color" I'm a native. So she looked like a ass and then some when it all falls down. Hell At the end of the day I made her feel stupid. I got my candy for the flight. And bonded with my fellow B-Rock supporters. Out come was good. Do I feel bad I didn't pick up a can of pork and beans and smack her into some sense. Yes. But its OK! Because I know her dumb ass had to go to another location and pick out all that food again. But I'm happy to know that there are a gang of B-Rock supports who will attack @ a moments notice for their pres. God Bless America.
album. I'm not hating he eat-n! Get that money! But hell its like on a non-stop T-Pain loop! Errrrrr is he the only one in the world that can make a hit? If so where has the talent gone..... Really.
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