The Crew
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Empress Journee 2009 Wrap Up
crazy dating can be. From the crazy who has been trying to get his ish together for the last five years. I do not know what the hell that was about! And who can forgot the crazy who had a bitch fit because I did not sit on what you thought was the proper side of the table for a young lady to sit on.... In real life... What is wrong with guys these days? I happen to run into a bunch of crazys from my past... who just reminded me why they were just that my passed.
I also got a chance to show my best friend Ozy the west coast for the 1st time. We had a ball from laughing at the crazys on Venice Beach, to just the whole feel and vybe. He liked it so much he moved to LA in October. I miss him. But I will be moving to the west coast in 2010 too. So things are about to switch up. Ozy was also in a movie coming out in 2010 called Pathways!!! I cannot wait to see it.
I was also in four videos this year. If I had a fat ass I would be a vexen!!! LoL. Watch out!!!
I got to go to my very 1st SC Music Awards! It was different! i will tell you like this. That was one for the record books. One way or another.
I also did something I do not ever see happening again! Chick went on a cross country road trip. WOOOOOW Drove from Greensboro NC to Denver CO! I do not see myself ever doing that again! Not never!!!!
This year I was able to start my podcast and net radio station Bangnat-Radio.com (still working out the kinks but so on deck... in the mean time check out the podcast bangnatradio.podomatic.com we are a few shows deep and getting a good response.... So we just going to keep tellin whats on our mind.... Mad love going out to KB!!!)
Closer to the end I was interviewed as a part of this documentary that my homie What What (He hates when I call him that!!!!) But if you're on twitter -> @Mehkavelli I cannot wait to see this. Droppin during CIAA in Feb. So if you are in Charlotte during that time I will hit you off with the details. You can find out the real real about the Charlotte music biz. yes we have one.
Like I said way too muuch has happened this year. Just know I am very thankful for everything... I could not have asked for a better year. Now I did get this shoe addiction that I could prob do without. But hell we all have our vices! But keep watching. I promise some crazy shit is about to go down!!!!!! I am back bloggin!!!
Finally I got a chance to start my blog and meet all you great readers!!! I also neglected it! I's sorry!!!!
2009 EJ & KB wrap up dropping later today!!!!! Be on the look out!!!
Monday, December 28, 2009
I SUCK!
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Empress Journee & K.B. on Tiger Woods & Chris Brown!
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Updates!!!!
This is the latest P.J.A. via podcast we like to call Lame Larry
And the one before that Get off Kanye
Don't worry Bangnat Radio is officially dropping soon.
Just want to make sure we have everything right...
In the meantime become a friend of the podcast, and we will keep you up on the goinz.....
I'm about to dip but you know I can leave without dropping some great foolishness on you. Watch how this winner gets her wig snatched off... THE BEST!!!!!
Monday, November 16, 2009
Charles Herron feat Sonny Cheeba (CampLo) - Quarter 2 Eight Hoppa
You too can do Da Money Grip
Let me and Lo Herron show you how EZ it is...
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Monday, October 12, 2009
My Couples Retreat ReView
And noooooooooo I don't know why it looks like I'm going to war!!!!!!! I'm not gang banging on the movie. I'm just asking a question...
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
Derrion Albert Rest In Peace
This is fucking crazy.... Out of the million and two people out there standing around watching no one could help this little boy? No one could call the police before things got to this point? It's really sad when people act like this type of violence is an everyday thing and just allow things like this to happen. I find it senseless that another young life has been ended over some bullshit. When will this stop?
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Exclusive A3C premier trailer for the film "PATHWAYS"
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
I Don't Get It
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Radom Moment in the life of E.J.
WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooW
You can always count on my granny to give you a good one. I promise!!!!!
HollyWood Africans
HollyWood Africans: A Celebration of the life and times of Jean-Michel Basquiat Friday, Sept. 11, 2009 Dialect design gallery Charlotte, NC
Monday, September 7, 2009
WTF Hardee's Wildin!!!
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Why would you wanna break up.....
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Journee's BITCH Slap of the DAY: Permanently Change Eye Color-Dont Do
OK this bitch stupid... I have to put the bitch slap down on this chick Laterra So she wanted to permanently change her eye color.... And now she looks a hot funky mess.... And is mad that the operation came out wrong!
I do not even know where to start.... But Just me.... being me.... Number one if I am about to allow someone to go digging in my eye's I am going to know everything it's about PERIOD!!!
Side Effects... How many cut slices it take! How many people have gone through with this operation. How do they feel about it. How it looks on them....... If I was not able to find anyone... Hmmmmm WHY cannot I find anyone who has had this operation!?!?!?!? Why is there, no INFO about this operation?!?!?!??!!?!? I mean I am going to have to research this thing to no end to make sure this is what it claims to be..... Again I say BEFORE!!! Then I am going to ask myself.... SELF!!!!! Why aren't they doing this operation in the states.... Why do I have to go to a Strange Land to get this done.... I mean hell I do not know anyone over here. How are their medical centers rated... How will their ratingss compare to the one's over here. Hell their A could be our F... Who knows... But these are the things that should be done BEFORE going to a strange land to let someone dig in your eyes.
But noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
This dumb bitch going to do all that after the fact.... and now she want someone to be all sad and shit!!!! Now she wants to gang bang on the center because she spent 8G's and got fucked up.... It's sad it happen.... but O well That was a 8G lesson. I bet she will look in the mirror now before she goes pissin away 8G's on foolishness!!!!! I have no sympathy with her. Letting someone hack on your eye balls to higher self esteem. I do not get her logic. She did not want anyone know that it was not her eye color! So contacts would not do. Blah. This is a simple bitch if I ever met or seen one!!!! Now she is crying for the world.... Blah three times. She needs to grow the fuck up, go to the doctor and find out that she fucked up her cite for no damn reason. (Hmmm Here was an idea she could have used... Why the fuck did not see go to the doctor before she let these fools hack on her. And find out the side affects... Why did not she talk to them before! Let me tell you why she did.... not Because she knew she was doing wrong!) I would feel badly if it was a medical reasons like she did not have the insurance to get treated for some illness and had to go for what she knew. But noooooooooooooooo this bitch did this for no good damn reason..... now how is her self esteem.... Such a great idea on her part... You go girl.... (Where were her friends and family when she went to go do this foolishness... Although she is a grown ass women I still would think someone around her inner circle, would say "bitch your stupid... buy a gigglo and save the rest!" Something.... They should have done a group bitch slap!!!! This bitch crazy!)
She needs to start a war on herself!!!!
SHE WAS The One NOT USING HER THINKING CAP!!!!
Worried about make-up matching... She needs to worry about going blind! With her dumb ass!!!!!
(Thank you Laterra I have not had a good cause to rant on in a minute! Thanks for being a dumb bitch)
She needs to start a war on herself!!!!
(Thank you Laterra I haven't had a good cause to rant on in a minute! Thanks for being a dumb bitch)
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Kim Zolciak Of The Real Housewives Of Atlanta Got A New Song
I am pissed!!! That is 2:44 of my life just gone. I mean she needs to sat yes SAT down! How you fuck up autotunes. I think you have to want to sound bad on autotunes. I rate this foolishness as a sat down. Because thats what she needs to do. SAT down.
Friday, August 21, 2009
Journee on Traffic AGAIN
There is really no reason for traffic.
As I make that long commute to work each day. It hits me, like a stack of rocks. I know why there is traffic in cities across the US. So sit back. EJ is about to break it down! So it will forever and consistently be BROKE! There are only I’m going to say 10 or so people who cause morning and afternoon traffic. If there isn’t an accident! Car trouble! Or road-work! It’s no reason for traffic. NONE WHAT SO EVER!!!!
--> Morning traffic is caused by people who don’t like their jobs.
They are dreading the work day ahead. There for they will go 35 on the highway just to prolong their arrival. Since they don’t want to get to work, they don’t want you to get to work on time either. Thus the traffic jams. (Yes we have a few people who are just running late and want to shave or brush their teeth while driving. But the one’s I’ve encountered haven’t held up traffic. Just put other people in jeopardy…)
----> Afternoon traffic is caused by people who don’t want to go home….
Either they don’t want to be in the relationship they are in. And don’t want to see that person. Or there is no food in the house! & they don’t want that round of ramen noodles for the 7th day in a row. Or just don’t like their living lifestyle.
Either way it go… Get the hell over it and either move out the damn way. Or get a shrink, new job. Or learn how to spice up your noodles. Something. But you need to pull it together…
Thursday, August 20, 2009
RIP Nate Quick
Thursday, August 13, 2009
The Real Housewives of ATL
ANd don't even get me on the after show... Where did they find that errrrrful guy @. He is fucking or sucking someone. All I'm saying...
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Ankle Star/ Video Shoot!
Ike Turnah - UPSIDEDOWN from kenneth owens on Vimeo.
didn't happen in this one!!!!! My ankle wasn't going to be be the only star in the video lol. And you know the funny part about that is. The dir. of the video came out. And was rolling about my ranting on how only my ankle made the cut... FUCK THAT!!!! I had a game plan!!! YEP YEP.... You see. I made a point of only sitting and standing next to people who I knew would make the cut!!!!!! :-) YEP. But I think it may have back fired lol I don't think my 1st cameo is going to make it... Due to our table not following directions. Had people looking in the camera drinking lol we just dont listen... But we had so much fun!!!!!!! But I made up for it by coming down the soul train line with Charles Herron :-) I show you how to do this son! I normally don't shake my money maker on tape! But what the hell. I'm super proud of them!!!!! The video was so much fun. I cant wait to see the finished product. I got some photos and interviews on the other blog http://it-soundslike.blogspot.com/2009/07/charles-herron-video-shoot-recap.html I met some really amazing people on this shoot.I got sooooo much love on this shoot it was crazy...
And i caught this kats name but lost it somewhere from now until then but he was cool as hell too... hold it down for the 336! but hell i've been tired all week after wards. Yeah we partied hard! Tomorrow back to biz....
Gone Too Soon: A Benefit For The Family of Titus "Baatin" Glover
A Benefit For The Family of Titus "Baatin" Glover
Sunday, August 2, 2009 @
5 Elements Gallery
2125 Michigan Ave.
Downtown Detroit (Corktown)
Starts @ 8pm
Come celebrate the life of Slum Village co-founder Titus "Baatin" Glover, who passed away on August 1, 2009. Join us for a night of music, spoken word and reflection @ 5 Elements Gallery located at 2125 Michigan Ave, in Detroit Corktown Area.
Music & Performances By:
Sicari
K-Fresh
Jessica Care Moore
+ Special Guests
Hosted By: Miz Korona
EVENT IS FREE - DONATIONS ARE APPRECIATED
All Donations will go to family of Titus "Baatin" Glover.
SUPPORT DETROIT!
RIP Titus "Baatin" Glover 1974 - 2009
Friday, July 31, 2009
Save B.E.T.
Please bring back the music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday, July 24, 2009
THE BEST MOVIE IN A LONG TIME.....
If you loooove scary movies this is the one to see!!! its crazy I love it i love it i loved it... Sorry to report that i may not be blogging for the next few days, because im going to get my tubes tied and burnt off after seeing this movie. Bonkers! This movie will make you not want to have kids or adopt. Its that crazy. Go see it!!!!!! NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Its Empress Journee' approved.
R.I.P. E Lynn Harris
Friday, July 17, 2009
Ish Like This only happens to me!
This man proceeds to pick said skittle up from the floor and eat it... Looks at me and says 3 second rule!!!!
I have no I repeat no words for such nastyness... Who do shit like that? please let me know! Who would pick up anything from the floor of a fucking club and put it in their mouths.... Do you know what happens in the club... Need we revisit the making love in the club post???
http://empressjournee.blogspot.com/2009/02/love-in-clubw-no-shoes.html
Its some nasty ish in the club....
I'm just saying if that man wakes up this morning with a fuzzy tongue and two days preggers with a sour patch kid.... Its to no fault but his own... Cause that's just nasty!
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
ODE TO STD's
Don't let the music catch you slipping.
Cheaters....
This is like one of my top five all time favorite shows of all time........... EVER EVER...... Who ever thought of such greatness!!!!! I owe them a lunch!!!!! Drink something. I always watch this show in hopes that I will see someone I know. Because I know my foolish friends and please believe me when I say they would they will give you a full hours wroth of foolishness... They would land the soup... best week ever... Im just going off the foolishness they do on the normal. LOL What a treat!!!!!!
And I'm going to tell you guys right now.... Let me land on Cheaters right or wrong I'm showing my ass.
----> Cheated On: O if I caught someone cheating on me. Man what a treat! (For the viewers lol) Because I would be so calm.... And while they talking to the other folk... They will have to try and look for me.... Only to see that Im standing on top of the tallest car. (while people wonder how my short ass got up there.... lol) I would just start quoting lines from Belly.... "You wanna Rump with me" "I'm the last QC Don Duh Da" Then Jump down on who ever closer be it him or her and just start schooling folk.... Everybody getting bitch slapped.
------> Cheater: O if I get caught cheating (so not my style) but o if I do... I'm going to show out... Please believe me. I will pull out my early 90s echo mic that i seem to still carry around with me. And bust out with the Jay-Z quote "He want us to end cause I fucked his friend. He gave me one more chance and I fucked him again. I seen the tears as he busted in. I its a draft bitch shut the door and come on in!" Drop the the mic and be out lol.
"and you knowed it" The best did you hear that greatness.... Did you see him yank her back..... "my food is important to me... you not important to me no more." lol WOW the fucking best.... This is greatness!!!!!!
I bet she aint leave him lol.
Sunday, July 12, 2009
My new look....
B4
After
Hair and make up done by Era of Glam Inc! www.twitter.com/erakanika
Empress Journee speaks on the SC Music Awards
So I guess the 1st thing that happen was the 1st group. I'm going to ask one of my folk who this group was. No it wasn't a group it was a rapper with a rock band. And let me tell you that rock band was the best. I am truly now a fan. Wish like hell I caught their name I would be googling them right now! They didn't even need the rapper. The band rocked out. Such a good way to start the show! Loved those kats. (Ha thought I was going to say something bad huh? Nope.) I also enjoyed This kat. I also enjoyed this group well I couldn't figure out if they were a group or if they were a crew and just came together. But i looked on the TV & it said kas The God there for that's the name Im going to use! Now Kas and crew (didn't catch the other two names sorry) But they put on a show. Kas was up there air hunching and rolling his hips around. It was just good to me... I think his hip hop rock track was put some sugar on me! You don't believe me? Check the clip The best right!!!! Now the other group that caught my eye that did an amazing job was Team Irac. Now they put on a fucking show!!!! They had back up dancers that were going to get it. All on the same dance at the same time! Very well put together. But I'm sorry the lady back up dancer with the Fro put the other one to shame. The didn't even need two the way she was going to get it. In real life chick needs to be a back up dancer on someones tour RIGHT NOW! She was doing her thing. Compared. The other chick was blah. And I'm so jello! They outfits were spiffy as hell!!!! They get major points in my book. And I didn't even mind the two million people on stage. Why do I feel differently about their two million people on stage. Because they weren't up there the whole. Time. When the I guess biggest song came on. Or the one everyone knew came on. Then people rushed the stage. Major difference. This kats are nice. Now I have to shake my head at a few things.... 1 the video I saw called "Shake it like a donkey!" wow.... no words for that. Its a very rare moment when Empress Journee has nothing to say... This would be one of those. Lies I tell how you going to have a song called shake it like a donkey but have nothing but it pit bulls in the video... That's my only thought on that....
Awesomely Random Moment: Chick making her ass clap in the aisle. I was waiting on the singles to start flying! It was so awesomely random!
I've been in this game for a while now. And I've been in a club "rain" storm more then once. (IE someone making it rain) And I'm still amazingly shocked at how people will run knock other folk down for a few singles. I'm sure the most anyone person got was $5. And I be damn if i run and knock down old women and kids to get $5. Hell I guess I got a big Ego!
Random Mess Up: Now the best random mess up of the night was the chick trying to be cute and announce the "winner" and bust out "And the winter is?" The winter is cold we know but who is the winner lol. Sorry that tripped me out.
Now most people know me and know how I feel on these issues! But my questions are as followed.....
* Why dose it take 3 million people to accept one award. That's officially doing too much!
* Why must people get on stage and do their whole cd? If its not your release party trust nobody wants to hear your discography! {I'm not dissing I'm educating!}
Now I have to give much love to the singers that blessed the stage. They had some amazing talent on that front. I really missed a lot of the groups names and people names do to the host. I could only understand like every three words that came out his mouth! Between his accent and drunkenness I really don't know what to say... Well I do ok honestly I'm not from SC and I really don't know much about their promoters down there. I know a few. So I don't know who this man is to SC! But I do know that they should have got someone else to host the show. 1st he was drunk. I mean to the point where everything he said sound like ramblings. (to me.) And he didn't say nothing funny! Not nothing. Just kept talking about how he had drink in his cup! (I call it drink but I mean alcohol). And by the end of the show this kat was gone! He started doing this lip popping thing that worked my nerves to no end! I had to V-Blog about it....
And I also noticed that a few of those rappers last night was knocking on 40 still trying to rap.... WOW....
And needless to say how much tht drunkingness errrked me so I had to do it a part two of some sorts.
Signs You May Need 2 Stop Rapping!
1. If you are 33 plus years old and still in the same place you were 10 years ago muscly! You may need to think of a back up career... If nobody knows you out side your neighborhood. You really may need to make different moves.
2. If you can't make a impact on stage without having 40 hype men with you.... A stage full of people with you.... You may need to working on doing something a little different.
3. If you can't remember your own lyrics you just need not grab the mic
4. If you still think you can get rich off this rap game in this day and age then you need to put the mic down now. If you in this rap game with no other grinds going on. You about simple for that.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
T-Shirt Show!
july 17... 7pm
funkshions gallery
612 w. morehead st
charlotte nc
leaders create culture t shirt art exhibit
imagine the freshest artist in the city coming together to provide you with A masterpiece of VISUAL ART & FASHION
that's LCC>LEADERS CREATE CULTURE
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Pimp My Blog....
Monday, July 6, 2009
Journee' on Books: The Hood Life
Its still crazy but it has me thinking wow will there be another book or is this the end.... This is def another one for the collection.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
A Random Moment In the Mind Of A Ass Hole....
Hay.... Admitting you have ass hole tendencies is the 1st step.
Hi I'm Empress Journee' & I'm a ass hole.
Hi Journee'!
Friday, July 3, 2009
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Smarty's World
My college homegirl started her on Web Show I support (most) of my Aggies & she cool as hell. Watch it!
Free Maxwell Outdoor Concert!!!!!! July 8th, NYC!!!!!!!
Free Maxwell Outdoor Concert
WED, JULY 8th
CBS Early Show
Studio Plaza, 59th & 5th
ARRIVE @ 10:30AM
PERFORMANCE @ NOON
[info c/o Jy Powers if you on twitter @jacqpow ]
P.J.A.: Fast Food Workers
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
My Cross Country Trip
I
had I never gone to some of these places. So had I not gone I wouldn't have known how bloody much I HATE KANSAS... I HATE IT.... I found myself just making ugly faces in the car at the thought of how long it took to get out that state. 9 HOURS to get out that state is CRAZY.... It was the state that wouldn't end. On top of that it was HOT!!! I mean its the devils ass cheek and all the hell he do is fart dry air. I was ever so unhappy! And it seems like a non-stop compost pile through out the whole state. The highlight of Kansas was the Windmills o and during long hour stretches of Kansas highway they don't have gas stations. We were running out of gas on one of these stretches.... The drama of finding a station. NEVER travel without a GpS. Talk about a life saver! The gas station was behind three corn fields and some woods. Then out of nowhere there's this little one light town and no brown people. I felt like I was in he real life Tommy Knockers. Me no like-e.
Errrr 29 hours later we finally touched down in Denver. It was cool but I know its clear that I am far from a midwest chick. FAR!!! The weather was too much... One minute its a million and two degrees... And the next its -38 raining. Its crazy. So not my style. So I left Denver and flew YES FLEW (I didn't want to ride in a car for the longest after that car ride. But i took it up north east coast lol. I said it once before I'm such a east coast bitch. lol <- (in case you missed it) I was overly happy to make it the east weather was very nice. Even got to spend some time in NY! few clips from that. I found this to be hella random in a shopping center
I had the best slice !!!! I promise I would move to NY for the food and to date!!! LOL But the smell was a little much for me. Hung out in Trump Towers man it was a nice chill type place.
Even had my fav treat waiting on me ! Really I felt so spoiled. But I had to come home it had been a very looooooooong week. I have honestly slept for like two days. All so I can turn around and do it again..... This time i'm hitting up the south.
R.I.P. MJ
MJ,you are not alone from da K on Vimeo.