for me. But its some things that must be said. I recently lost my great grandmother (Yes I was sad. But not too sad. Hell she was 90 years old, she lived one hell of a long good life!) But being at this funeral made me think of all the one's I've been to. Something foolish has happen @ every single one! One was for my cousin Ant. I mean damn I wish I had a camera for this on going foolishness! talk about crazy. My own uncle (my cousins dad) said "Look @ these nikkas in here act-n a fool" Long story short a man jumped up ended up knocking one of my cousins in the head. Ran up and down the aisles with his tambourine which broke and hit my aunt in the 4 head. It was like that Martin episode when cole was clippin his toe nails and it flew and hit gina in the 4 head. (foolishness) I mean it was the longest most colorful funeral i have ever been to. No time to be sad with so much foolishness going on. They passed around the collection plate 4 damn times. Man I had never seen such a thing in my life. Little did I know it would get better. I guess one of my hardest blows i took was losing my uncle. My father is a ass (i said it) so my uncle was like my father. So trust I was up set my brothers we all were up set. But the crazy thing about all this as the people who none of the family had ever seen before I mean cutting up. It was my cousins father and he had to help 1 of his friends up and walk him out. It was bonkers. My uncle was truly loved. But the funniest thing about his was when one of his jump off's popped off. I looked at her like all that is so damn extra. I mean cutting up in the church. It carried on to the grave site. wow. really. By this time everyone just wanted to do a family neck chop (where we line up and chop her in the neck one by one.) But I do believe my uncle reached down from the great beyond and put her back in check lol because in mid-jump she came down on a head stone flipped over that bitch and rolled down a hill! O me and my brothers wilded the hell out to that one lol. For all we know that women still rolling because no one i say no one helped her out. (Hay my fam has a mean side i wont front.) Hell we still laugh at that chick going over the stone! I reminded my mother of that moment yesterday on the ride to grave. She say "don't laugh at that lady you will be next." & what do you think happen. Nope I didn't fall over a stone but i did have a nice trip type tumble. Not a all out roll fest but you could really have got like five laughs out of it lol. O shit how can I forget yeah the two funniest things. I was late to my grandfathers funeral (i was going through a lot on that one) And as I was going to sit beside my mom. The usher put up her one finger and stop me. Saying "The front rows is for family only." Four people popped off before i had time to say anything. But I think the honest most shocking thing i've ever seen @ a funeral was yesterday. Some people there were taking pics by the casket. Like posing and shit. HOW TACKY!!!!!! PEOPLE O PEOPLE! Lets not....
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Folk @ Funerals...
OK I'm not putting any pics up of people @ funerals because that's just a little to Adams Family 
for me. But its some things that must be said. I recently lost my great grandmother (Yes I was sad. But not too sad. Hell she was 90 years old, she lived one hell of a long good life!) But being at this funeral made me think of all the one's I've been to. Something foolish has happen @ every single one! One was for my cousin Ant. I mean damn I wish I had a camera for this on going foolishness! talk about crazy. My own uncle (my cousins dad) said "Look @ these nikkas in here act-n a fool" Long story short a man jumped up ended up knocking one of my cousins in the head. Ran up and down the aisles with his tambourine which broke and hit my aunt in the 4 head. It was like that Martin episode when cole was clippin his toe nails and it flew and hit gina in the 4 head. (foolishness) I mean it was the longest most colorful funeral i have ever been to. No time to be sad with so much foolishness going on. They passed around the collection plate 4 damn times. Man I had never seen such a thing in my life. Little did I know it would get better. I guess one of my hardest blows i took was losing my uncle. My father is a ass (i said it) so my uncle was like my father. So trust I was up set my brothers we all were up set. But the crazy thing about all this as the people who none of the family had ever seen before I mean cutting up. It was my cousins father and he had to help 1 of his friends up and walk him out. It was bonkers. My uncle was truly loved. But the funniest thing about his was when one of his jump off's popped off. I looked at her like all that is so damn extra. I mean cutting up in the church. It carried on to the grave site. wow. really. By this time everyone just wanted to do a family neck chop (where we line up and chop her in the neck one by one.) But I do believe my uncle reached down from the great beyond and put her back in check lol because in mid-jump she came down on a head stone flipped over that bitch and rolled down a hill! O me and my brothers wilded the hell out to that one lol. For all we know that women still rolling because no one i say no one helped her out. (Hay my fam has a mean side i wont front.) Hell we still laugh at that chick going over the stone! I reminded my mother of that moment yesterday on the ride to grave. She say "don't laugh at that lady you will be next." & what do you think happen. Nope I didn't fall over a stone but i did have a nice trip type tumble. Not a all out roll fest but you could really have got like five laughs out of it lol. O shit how can I forget yeah the two funniest things. I was late to my grandfathers funeral (i was going through a lot on that one) And as I was going to sit beside my mom. The usher put up her one finger and stop me. Saying "The front rows is for family only." Four people popped off before i had time to say anything. But I think the honest most shocking thing i've ever seen @ a funeral was yesterday. Some people there were taking pics by the casket. Like posing and shit. HOW TACKY!!!!!! PEOPLE O PEOPLE! Lets not....
for me. But its some things that must be said. I recently lost my great grandmother (Yes I was sad. But not too sad. Hell she was 90 years old, she lived one hell of a long good life!) But being at this funeral made me think of all the one's I've been to. Something foolish has happen @ every single one! One was for my cousin Ant. I mean damn I wish I had a camera for this on going foolishness! talk about crazy. My own uncle (my cousins dad) said "Look @ these nikkas in here act-n a fool" Long story short a man jumped up ended up knocking one of my cousins in the head. Ran up and down the aisles with his tambourine which broke and hit my aunt in the 4 head. It was like that Martin episode when cole was clippin his toe nails and it flew and hit gina in the 4 head. (foolishness) I mean it was the longest most colorful funeral i have ever been to. No time to be sad with so much foolishness going on. They passed around the collection plate 4 damn times. Man I had never seen such a thing in my life. Little did I know it would get better. I guess one of my hardest blows i took was losing my uncle. My father is a ass (i said it) so my uncle was like my father. So trust I was up set my brothers we all were up set. But the crazy thing about all this as the people who none of the family had ever seen before I mean cutting up. It was my cousins father and he had to help 1 of his friends up and walk him out. It was bonkers. My uncle was truly loved. But the funniest thing about his was when one of his jump off's popped off. I looked at her like all that is so damn extra. I mean cutting up in the church. It carried on to the grave site. wow. really. By this time everyone just wanted to do a family neck chop (where we line up and chop her in the neck one by one.) But I do believe my uncle reached down from the great beyond and put her back in check lol because in mid-jump she came down on a head stone flipped over that bitch and rolled down a hill! O me and my brothers wilded the hell out to that one lol. For all we know that women still rolling because no one i say no one helped her out. (Hay my fam has a mean side i wont front.) Hell we still laugh at that chick going over the stone! I reminded my mother of that moment yesterday on the ride to grave. She say "don't laugh at that lady you will be next." & what do you think happen. Nope I didn't fall over a stone but i did have a nice trip type tumble. Not a all out roll fest but you could really have got like five laughs out of it lol. O shit how can I forget yeah the two funniest things. I was late to my grandfathers funeral (i was going through a lot on that one) And as I was going to sit beside my mom. The usher put up her one finger and stop me. Saying "The front rows is for family only." Four people popped off before i had time to say anything. But I think the honest most shocking thing i've ever seen @ a funeral was yesterday. Some people there were taking pics by the casket. Like posing and shit. HOW TACKY!!!!!! PEOPLE O PEOPLE! Lets not....
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maaaan thats hella crazy. my aunts faught at my grandmother's funeral. in the church,in the limo on the way to the grave sight and at the grave sight. people these days..
@.dsade. dang your fam don't play!
LMMFAO!! Wow, okay...so I went to a my cousin's funeral a couple of weeks ago, and his babymamma (who he hadn't been with in 3 years) was acting a damn fool!! She was wilding worse than the family was, including his mother AND his current girlfriend. Homegirl ran up to the front and leapt up on the casket after they closed it, passed all out in the floor hollering and screaming. They ended up carrying her extra ass up outta there because she was holding up the service!! smh
Nothing is sacred anymore, not even funerals.
o_o
you did not say family neck chop!
***DEAD***
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vixen
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