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Friday, March 13, 2009

NO HOMO

Who thought of this tarded ass shit? And more importantly who the fuck would co-sign it? I blame Beyonce. {Nope she didn't do anything to bring me to this conclusion. But hell she has been the cause of my rants in so many blogs. Its just kind of natural for me to blame her. But o you can't front it sounds like something she would start. With the matching NO HOMO dance. "If ya not gay then put no homo on it.... o o o o o o o o o"My Sorry.} But in real life what makes people think by putting "No Homo" on something just turns them straight. I will never understand the logic behind this statement. Like a man can come in and say "I just sucked 5 dicks. But no homo tho." "Damn that nikka got some juicy lips. No Homo." NO people NO! That's very much Homo! Wearing jeans that show your dick print. HOMO! Men running around with pearls and halter tops. HOMO. Stop with the No Homo. It don't make it straight. It's not like No Homo has healing powers. It don't cure you of gay. If you are homo just be the best homo you can be. Yes be Fierce darling! I think i'm going to start a counter statement to be said in the case someone says "No Homo" The new thing is going to be "Yes Homo" I figure if "No Homo" is a cure for these in closet homo thoughts. Then Yes Homo will be the cure for people who don't want to acknowledge what they really are! You better come out now while Kanye's turning the world gay. And blame it on the alcohol! Just stop with the no homo.


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8 comments:

.dsade. said...

lmfao im so sick of dudes saying "no homo" about everything. i feel like,if you know you're not a homo and aint got no securities,whenver you say something that might be kinda gay,you dont have to worry,if someone thinks its homo,then let them be,my friend says "no homo" after almost everytime he says something,that would just make me wonder if you really are..

Kiwi said...

people who uses no homo are very homo!

Thats it you should not put a disclaimer on sexual refrences!

NightFall914 said...

Harlem Slang that like everything else in hip hop gets over done and played out. It has it's funny moments of usage. But if you average a "no homo" in a vast majority of your statements then you may need to reevaluate how you communicate.

KayJay said...

I blame Damon Dash!

iM.R0Ni said...

ahahaahahahaha lmfao !! blame the alcohohol and beyonka. lmao.

the Yes Homo revolution begins...

Empress Journee' said...

YES HOMO is right! I used it tonight @ this bowling spot I was @. I think I helped that man take a step in his true direction!

Tuotierugif >^..^<© said...

I loved this blog and have to say I agree completely!!! lol I never said "no homo" cause I thought it was stupid but a few weeks ago I heard my niece say it and I wanted to die! lol

Empress Journee' said...

^ we have to save the kids! My baby brother (he was 6 when this happen) was ride-n with me in the car. when he broke my heart..... He bust out singing "She got the apple bottom jeans. Boots with the FUR (and yes he said FUR with all his might!!!!!!)..." I pulled the car over! & Turned around heart broken. He's around some of the hottest music ever... & he wants to talk about a chick in apple bottom jeans. I do what I do for the kids!

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