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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Journee on Flirting

The oddest things happen to me when it comes to men.


But its this one time that just stands out in my mind. I was @ this R&B open mic set. I'm standing up looking towards the stage when this man walked up behind me. And whispers in my ear
"Is that real"
I flip around in full you too close to me. You need to step back. You about to lose ya pinkies and don't know it mode. & fell for it.
"Is what real?"
I knew he wasn't talking about my butt. Because lets be real I don't have a fatty. I knew he wasn't talking about my hand bag. Come on now. I honestly couldn't figure out what he was talking about.

He looks at me and says "is your hair real!"
& Before I had a chance to answer him this fool took his whole hand and stroked my hair! REALLY like finger entanglement. Like wrapping my hair around his fingers type rub, & said "Yeah more women need to start wearing their real hair." This man looked like he was good and 45 years old! So I knew he knew better! I like to had lost my mind! Not only did he disrespect my space. But he touched a brown chicks hair.

His life was in danger and he knew it.

I BLANKED on that ass. Nicely.

Journee's dating rule number one would be KEEP YA HANDS OUT FOLKS HAIR! Don't get our wig split unnecessarily!


Eighty4 said...

men are so surprised when they see "black" woman with least that's what i

Empress Journee' said...

Girl they can be surprised they can be amazed I don't care. I just don't want them to randomly rape my hair lol. Not while I'm at the club and I don't know you. What's that all about? LOL. Men are crazy sometimes.

iM.R0Ni said...

lmao. "please dont invade my box" lmao

my box is any area from my body to the tips of my fingers wen i stretch my arm out lmao.

nt skinne n e mo said...

whoaaa...thats funny! he got his nerve. i hate when people are too close to me . especially if they dont know me. like wtf.

Empress Journee' said...

Yeah I saw him again last night and shot across the club. Almost had to bop this chick over a seat. All because I wanted to get away from him.

briit said...

lls, "His life was in danger and he knew it" =]
but i seem to like it..
kinder a compliment...
except wen a complete stranger does it..
straight creepy...who knows where dey hands dun been???

Empress Journee' said...

O when the number one kat do it. It's good and great. But when creepy old men do it. Its time to blank lol.

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